Avast ye mateys, hoist the missen mast and scrub the poop deck, it’s Talk Like A Pirate Day! Blogs all over the web be pirateized. So hoist the jolly roger, we be sailin’ for trouble. And beware, if I catch ya slippin ye may be walkin the plank!
Now where’d I leave that peg leg?
Arcane Code 
Arrr! Lookin’ forward ta seein’ ye next weekend fer WordCamp Birrrrmingham, me matey!
Maybe we can get a pint o’ grog whilst our minnows aren’t around!